This article is based on my experience at The kwara state polytechnic,ilorin; and I trust that this is also peculiar to every other institution across the nation
When it comes to exam, I'm just that kind of person that barely rely on my fellow students for help in the hall. This is to avoid a story that touches the heart
That being said, it's always good to study hard for an exam because this will boast your confidence and self esteem, but if you did not, if you sit with these categories of students during an exam, you are finished LOL
I know that many of my fellow peeps might have also come across these categories of students
Now let's analyze these categories of students
1. The S.U
I think this should top the list. This reminds of an exam I did not prepare for when I was in ND1. This was because I had little or no interest in the course. Unfortunately for me, I sat beside a religious zealous lady (we all call them S.U ). When things were getting out of hand, circumstances led me to call her to please save me from failure; and to my surprise this lady turned deaf ears to my calling but after so much disturbance, she flared up saying she's wouldn't do that cos that is a violation of religious law. Thank God I managed to get a D
2. First to submit Booklet Students
I don't know if there's a special mark awarded to students who submit their booklets first. When they manage to answer all their questions, they will quickly zoom off to submit their booklets. This is done probably to intimidate other students, making them look like olodo
3. Those who also want to Copy you
This is very funny. If you did not prepare for an exam and you happen to sit with students whose aims and objectives is just to copy every everything you have written word for word. This means that you all are most likely to submit empty booklets..lol
4. Masquerade Carriers
These categories of students will succeed in examination malpractice even if batalion of solders invigilate. However, I have observed that these students are always very observant and watchful just to avoid being caught. If you ask them for answers, they will keep posting you even though they have written 10 pages and your booklet is still empty.
5. The who are topping the class
I don't know if this also happens in other institutions. Majority of those who are the rockers of a department barely communicate with other students during an exam. They are mostly quiet and will never do side talks. If you don't study hard for an exam and you sit with them thinking your prayers are answered. Be rest assured that failure is your friend lol
6. Boastful Students
This normally happens in the first year (ND1 and 100l). During the first semester, these categories of students will always ask questions during lectures probably to show that they understand the lecture better than every other students; more so, if all their fellow students are bereft of knowledge of something, these boastful students will give other students an impression that they know it all. Don't be misled by their acts cos many gullible freshers will be clustered around them in a bid to make friends with them. If you rely on them during an exam, you are finished !
7. Students Who Claim they are smarter than you
These students will your answers to theirs, but when you ask them for their own answers, they will tell you to be patient with them. If i hear say dem tell u
8. Students You Will Find at night class 24/7
This can be sometimes deceiving. That a student leaves the class at 11pm reading is not an indication of brilliance. Some of them may not be as brilliant as you think. If you are misled by this and you rush to sit with them during an exam, you might end up biting your finger.
9. Student who hold themselves in high esteem
These ones know nothing but because they hold themselves in high esteem, they will not ask you for answers and will not tell you either. This is because they know that the breeze will expose the anus of the chicken when they tell you what they have written
10. Add yours..LOL
Thanks for reading
When it comes to exam, I'm just that kind of person that barely rely on my fellow students for help in the hall. This is to avoid a story that touches the heart
That being said, it's always good to study hard for an exam because this will boast your confidence and self esteem, but if you did not, if you sit with these categories of students during an exam, you are finished LOL
I know that many of my fellow peeps might have also come across these categories of students
Now let's analyze these categories of students
1. The S.U
I think this should top the list. This reminds of an exam I did not prepare for when I was in ND1. This was because I had little or no interest in the course. Unfortunately for me, I sat beside a religious zealous lady (we all call them S.U ). When things were getting out of hand, circumstances led me to call her to please save me from failure; and to my surprise this lady turned deaf ears to my calling but after so much disturbance, she flared up saying she's wouldn't do that cos that is a violation of religious law. Thank God I managed to get a D
2. First to submit Booklet Students
I don't know if there's a special mark awarded to students who submit their booklets first. When they manage to answer all their questions, they will quickly zoom off to submit their booklets. This is done probably to intimidate other students, making them look like olodo
3. Those who also want to Copy you
This is very funny. If you did not prepare for an exam and you happen to sit with students whose aims and objectives is just to copy every everything you have written word for word. This means that you all are most likely to submit empty booklets..lol
4. Masquerade Carriers
These categories of students will succeed in examination malpractice even if batalion of solders invigilate. However, I have observed that these students are always very observant and watchful just to avoid being caught. If you ask them for answers, they will keep posting you even though they have written 10 pages and your booklet is still empty.
5. The who are topping the class
I don't know if this also happens in other institutions. Majority of those who are the rockers of a department barely communicate with other students during an exam. They are mostly quiet and will never do side talks. If you don't study hard for an exam and you sit with them thinking your prayers are answered. Be rest assured that failure is your friend lol
6. Boastful Students
This normally happens in the first year (ND1 and 100l). During the first semester, these categories of students will always ask questions during lectures probably to show that they understand the lecture better than every other students; more so, if all their fellow students are bereft of knowledge of something, these boastful students will give other students an impression that they know it all. Don't be misled by their acts cos many gullible freshers will be clustered around them in a bid to make friends with them. If you rely on them during an exam, you are finished !
7. Students Who Claim they are smarter than you
These students will your answers to theirs, but when you ask them for their own answers, they will tell you to be patient with them. If i hear say dem tell u
8. Students You Will Find at night class 24/7
This can be sometimes deceiving. That a student leaves the class at 11pm reading is not an indication of brilliance. Some of them may not be as brilliant as you think. If you are misled by this and you rush to sit with them during an exam, you might end up biting your finger.
9. Student who hold themselves in high esteem
These ones know nothing but because they hold themselves in high esteem, they will not ask you for answers and will not tell you either. This is because they know that the breeze will expose the anus of the chicken when they tell you what they have written
10. Add yours..LOL
Thanks for reading
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